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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny
My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person
by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024
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ass cancer

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer
by IrishTwink June 14, 2024
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The Canceled

You need to find out who's buying up all these cancelled people and paying them to say all of that.
Hym "The canceled all espouse the same rhetoric. 'Spiritual war,' 'attack on our institutions,' 'protect the children,' who is paying these motherfuckers to go around and say this shit? It's Dr. Phil, Rosanne Barr, the entire non-shit-lib half of the internet is doing it. Where is that coming from? Isn't that bizarre to watch? Somebody has got to be paying them. All of these people have been canceled for some form of social impurity. All of them are people I've named. Somebody has got to be bank rolling it. They all rebrand and it's all this 'spiritual war against the woke' bullshit to pollute the political landscape and prevent actual discourse about the things that are actually happening. Like the thing that is actually happening to me. I'm going to murder a kid if I'm not provided with recourse for this. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to is going to get me to accept living like this."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.
Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Ivory Cancel Culture

The cancel culture version of ivory culture—the specific mechanisms within academic and intellectual communities by which individuals are publicly condemned, professionally damaged, and socially excluded for violating community norms, asking forbidden questions, or challenging orthodoxies. Unlike broader cancel culture, ivory cancel culture operates through specifically academic weapons: petitions to revoke tenure, demands for retraction, open letters condemning research, coordinated campaigns to journals and funders, and the unique power of reputational destruction within a community where reputation is the only currency. Ivory cancel culture polices the boundaries of acceptable thought not through state censorship but through community enforcement—more effective for being informal, more devastating for being peer-to-peer.
Example: "She hadn't broken any law, hadn't violated any policy—but the open letter condemned her, the petitions demanded investigation, and suddenly no one would collaborate. Not justice, but Ivory Cancel Culture: the academy policing its own."
by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026
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hood cancer

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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