maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Pickle Crushing

The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.

Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.

Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?

by Notgayjustcurious June 1, 2016

Crush

Used in the ROTC community, crush is a term where one throws a highly technical move and sticks the weapon with little to no recoil.

I crushed that shit bro.

by S\C May 23, 2016

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Population Crush

Common in the LGBT+ community; this term refers to an individual having a crush on a person solely (whether the individual realizes it or not) because there are very little/no people in their area whom are gay/bisexual/pansexual etc.

"Alice has a total population crush on Nicole. She's not her type -- the have nothing in common besides that they are both gay. "

by Killjoycat May 31, 2016

ghost crush

When you like someone and they don't know you exist

Sarah: I have a ghost crush on Steve

Rachel : You want me to tell him about you

by ayee_mans April 25, 2016

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016