candy

penis, longing to have sex, especially in relation to having oral sec

I want candy

Give me candy

by *moan* April 13, 2023

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

Candied

The feeling of joy and excitement happinessm

I just got my check today I feel real candied

by Icepick20201 June 5, 2022

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candy Boy

Candy Boy someone or something usually of male biology that is a homosexual. Most often used in southern slang as a way of degrading one or a group of people for being homosexual

(examples: That damn candy boy was peeping over the stall at my penis in the bathroom,That guy always wears crop tops he must be a candy boy,I saw Jake kissing Ryan in the bathroom they must be candy boys)

by ryan zimmer October 13, 2022

candy bar purchase

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.

I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working

by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023