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Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.
Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.
by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021
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Rough Caked

Rough caked or rough caking.

To have rough passionate sex or to perform sexual acts in a caring non violent way where hair is often messed up and clothing is usually ruffled or torn.

In the same way you wouldn't buy a poorly made or roughed up cake for your mother you wouldn't introduce your partner to them just after rough caking.
After kissing my partner and groping her butt I said to her. "There you go I just rough caked you"
She replied "Rough caked, what on earth is that"
I replied "goodness knows, I have no idea"

It was in that very moment I decided to coin the term rough caked.

Rough Caking as noun.
Person 1 "What have you two been up to?"
Person 2 "Oh nothing, just a little bit of rough caking"
by NekoNai July 4, 2023
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cake throat

When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.

An actual problem for many people.

Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.
I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.
by cake throat sufferer December 4, 2013
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Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
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queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."
you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.
by dasschepas February 21, 2011
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Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.
Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(
by p4kk4s December 15, 2010
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Caked in pre

When you have a large amount of pre-cum it resembles icing on a cake.
Mate I was caked in pre last night when that girl was grinding on me.
by Tom Hathers February 1, 2021
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