Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.

I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.

by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019

Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

Book

a compiled stack of pages in which a compiled stack of words are printed. Said words made of compiled letters. These are made to achieve many goals.

I'm weading a book!!!

by XxLoneWolfxX April 12, 2022

booked

Out of it, Rough

"Tom was looking booked today"
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

twitt-booking

Addictively being on facebook, twitter and any other social media website to post your status.

I've fallen victim to the Twitt-booking that is necessary to keep up with not only technology but 'status' online.

by kkaw1213 April 29, 2009