Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.
-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010
Get the Bottle Blockedmug. deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.
John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
by X!. December 14, 2008
Get the deKock blockmug. The act of circling the street blocks in a city in the search of a parking spot.
When driving around in a city, you intend on finding a parking spot on the street (usual a metered spot) close to your destination. So you first circle around the block that the destination is located. If none is found, you advance to the next block and circle around it. This is repeated till your successful in finding a parking spot. In reality, this is not a game, it's frustrating.
When driving around in a city, you intend on finding a parking spot on the street (usual a metered spot) close to your destination. So you first circle around the block that the destination is located. If none is found, you advance to the next block and circle around it. This is repeated till your successful in finding a parking spot. In reality, this is not a game, it's frustrating.
Bob "Sorry I am late boss"
Boss "Why are you late"
Bob "Cause I couldn't find a parking spot and had to play the block game till I found one."
Boss "Why are you late"
Bob "Cause I couldn't find a parking spot and had to play the block game till I found one."
by eqrunner April 5, 2009
Get the Block gamemug. by nenboy321 January 26, 2022
Get the spin the blockmug. by Benny J March 3, 2008
Get the building blocksmug. i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
by harrowmingming May 26, 2009
Get the Crock Blockmug.