Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.

Uh oh hear comes a baker

by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009

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Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

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Baked Up

to fuck someone up.

guy1: did you see what happen to joe?
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 26, 2010

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Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

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glovers bakery

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!

Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!

by Ms.Battydale January 3, 2009

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