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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Chum Bucket

When another person throws up in your mouth while kissing passionately.
Person1: how was the club last night?
Person2: it was real fun until this chick decided to give me a chum bucket. After that I just got sad and went home
by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023
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Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
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undercover bucket

a guy who acts like a baller until you get to know him and you find out he's a bucket.
julie:"girl i was talkin to mike then i found out he was a bucket."
shanon:"really? he always matched with the fresh kicks. i thought he was ballin."
julie:"i did too, but then i saw his car, and when he wore the same clothes the next week, he's a bucket."
julie and shanon:"UNDERCOVER BUCKET!"
by litwiinka January 10, 2008
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Mr bucket

A rapist children's toy that was designed to have children put balls in it so it could spit them back out. Released by Milton Bradley in 1990. It claims to be a motorized bucket toy but who knows what its real motive it.
"Hey man want to play with my Mr bucket"

"that perverted kids toy from the 90s? Nah man ill pass"
by Thedanksovier October 31, 2020
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bobs in a bucket

Using a large popcorn bucket to get head in the movie theater
Hey i'll by the bucket you bring the bobs see i can hve some bobs in a bucket
by matt coddington June 26, 2008
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Fuck bucket

A girl who is fucked by many, similar to a whore. But a fuck bucket has the pussy the size of a bucket because it's so stretched out from having sex.
Damn Pandora is such a fuck bucket her pussy is like a bucket it's loose!
by BitchsSkanksandHoes July 19, 2016
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