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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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Bubbly

To take a piss in one's own mouth
Ethan from sidemen does a bubbly during every shower.
by Xinleen July 21, 2025
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Bubbling

Bubbling

Slang: Used almost formally among Nigerians, used to express liveliness in a place or neighborhood
Broad Street is always bubbling on Fridays, because of the new night club.
My area is always bubbling on New year eve
by Tpatrick August 19, 2020
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Bubbly girl

The one that everyone always supports and defends in every dispute.
It was about time someone stood up to the bubbly girl instead of for the bubbly girl.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Double Bubble Blowie

A blow job where the person giving the blowjob has a whole stick of hubba bubba bubble gum in their mouth.
Hey Shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie later?
by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024
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bubbles

a mentally destranged fighting female from detroit
bubbles beat tisha's ass at the park last sunday
by loldetroit January 31, 2025
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