smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

Jordy bear

a girl named Jordyn that often gets called 'Jordy bear' by her Favourite person ever Harmony.

Nawww Jordy bear

by helloharms September 9, 2019

Big Bear

A muscular and cool chap who has a pure heart and enlightened mind. He’s confident in knowing that if he wasn’t already him, he’d want to be him. He has pity on anyone who is not on the same astral plane as him. He is an enigma.

I can only hope to achieve big bear status! That mofo is dope!

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

The cuban bear

A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.

Oh fuck the Cuban bear just downed a bottle of vodka and fell in the shower

by The Cuban bear February 22, 2020

Snizzly bear

The most cutest person in the world, referred to a bear(the cute kind)

Aww you snizzly bear

by Cereal_killer05 March 23, 2020

jack bear

Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.

Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.

If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.

by randomhehehehee March 23, 2017

naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.

Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison

by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017