He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
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This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
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The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.
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