mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

Fifa Aids

maqwell language. means conceding a goal in the 90th minute

Person 1: DAMNIT i just scored on in the 90th minute
Person 2: that's called Fifa Aids!

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022

hater-aid

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater drinks hater-aid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by hal December 27, 2020

Aide

Is a girl that is really short usually under 5 feet and has had too many boyfriends to count, chances are she was just out of another "bad" relationship and that she is not on good terms with them. She takes things way too seriously and has trouble deciphering what is a joke and what isn't. She has very good hearing as she knows all the gossip about everyone around her, she is also very outgoing as she will talk to anyone. She likes to think of herself as a psychic as she can pick up vibes from someone and determine whether they are worth her time or not, like her own little spidey sense.

Girl 1: "That guy looks miserable"
Girl 2: "Didn't you hear"
Girl 1: "No?"
Girl 2: "He is with Aide"
Girl 1: "Oh, now I get it"
Girl 2: "Poor guy honestly hard not to feel bad for him"

by YourMomsCoochie February 8, 2022

Kool Aid Klan

A group of "people" who love Kool aid. They dress up in big black hooded sheets with torches and guns. They're Arch enemies with the klu Klux Klan.

Woman: Oh My God, that group of people are robbing the bank!

Woman 2: Its probably the Kool Aid Klan

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018