shark

you came here for a sexual definition didn't you
a shark is a sea creature

Some dude: yo theres a shark
Me: we're cooking sharkfin soup today

by dety7 November 20, 2023

bob shark

BOB SHAEK!!!!!!

I love when I see BOB SHARK

by Mignist April 1, 2023

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Shark

epic fish with a cartilagnous skeleton, or in other words- sharks are squishy bois. I like sharks. Sharks are very misunderstood. If you see a shark in the water, stay still. Also help sharks. Sharks are not to be confused with "sgarks" which are magical sharks with lungs and legs

Sara: That shark is SOOOOO cute!

Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.

by Sharkz are cool™ May 23, 2023