Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019

Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch

by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022

a davis joke

A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner

"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"

by ajozahuran May 14, 2015

joke

joke is a joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence

by jokëf January 26, 2023

daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.

Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”

by 72886 November 26, 2022

Joke

something salty doesn’t understand

“I changed the name of nightville as a joke” ~Anyone

“I dont feel safe” ~Salty

by British president July 1, 2020

Milu Joke

A joke that is so contextual but so bad that it can't be called poor joke.

Fenil cracked a Milu joke, Vivek facepalmed.

by MiluJokesSurvivor December 29, 2023