foots

Used for describing multiple different feet from multiple different people. Used in a similar fashion to the word feets.

When Jerry dismembered Martha and Samuel, he had both Martha's and Samuel's foots.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Nanna Foot

Fat or swollen foot where one's finger may press and leave semi-permanent indent! (medical name = Pitting Oedema).

Generally caused by running in flip flops with heavy shopping bags and causing internal foot injury that cannot be healed. Nanna foot likes to swell in the heat and when heels are too high. Also doesn't like alcohol and adds to a nasty hangover.

When Nanna Foot gets nasty, the swelling can reach the lower leg and appear much like its sister, Elephantitis minor.

by Ele Ma Foot July 28, 2010

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

Opposite-foot Striker

A football player who predominantly plays as a striker but is more effective or prefers shooting with their weaker foot compared to their dominant one.

Despite being right-footed, he scores most of his goals with his left, making him a true opposite-foot striker.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by Sierra_123 April 19, 2022

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019