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moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013
mugGet the moist crackermug.

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
by anonymous September 3, 2023
mugGet the cracker Saturdaymug.

porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 22, 2011
mugGet the porn crackersmug.

Cracker

A european nazi from the mediterranean that’s barely white but always likes to talk shit.
He’ also a zionist for some reason.
Cracker: “You arabs always come to our nations and rape our women.”

innocent dude: “Fuck you mean <<you>>? I ain’t raped no one. I’m not even Arab.”

Cracker: “Tomato Potato, you’re all the same.”

Innocent dude: “Fuck you too then, Cracker.
by mh049 July 26, 2025
mugGet the Crackermug.

Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people
by EmJayee January 3, 2019
mugGet the Cracker Shackermug.

African cracker

It means when your a black man and your acting really white and annoying
Angel: Im going outside to play guys

Kevin: shut up you African Cracker
by Kevin the african jit October 5, 2019
mugGet the African crackermug.

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