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Douchebag 1 & 2

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2
by SlimJam August 12, 2020
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3 = 2 + 1

A numerical relationship or statement that most kindergarteners and elementary school students reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.
When students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.
by Fasters May 8, 2022
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1/4 gay

Someone who is completely straight but sometimes or always acts gay.
Watch out that Andrew fellow is 1/4 gay!
by alien2835 August 10, 2019
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tier 1 sub

A tier 1 sub is the cheapest subscription plan you can buy on Twitch, and oftentimes is the only plan you'll ever need.

Subscribing at tier 1 gives you access to at least a good 95% of the streamer's emotes, as well as other channel perks such as a sub-only discord community.

Anything higher than tier 1 has little to no perks, other than having a more distinguished sub badge.
Insert username here has gifted a tier 1 sub to Joe_Mama!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 2, 2021
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1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
by mixon606 January 27, 2018
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1\2z3x4c5v6b7n8m9,0.-/=qawsedrftgyhujikolp;[']#

An extreme evolution of the phrase: "qwertyuiop". A phrase usually typed when bored.

This phrase is typed by pressing every key (other than function keys or special keys) in a pattern
In the pattern, you do the outside numbers and letters first, and then move onto the middle letters.
Person 1: Hey guess what! I typed "1\2z3x4c5v6b7n8m9,0.-/=qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'#" into urban dictionary and there were no results!

Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
by HeheHahaHeheheheahahahaha April 26, 2022
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1-Line Wednesday

1-Line Wednesday

1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.

Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.

One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.

Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.

FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...

(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.

AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?

Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..

Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
by iPwn™ November 16, 2016
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