Sloppy Jerky

When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."

Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass

Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit

Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.

by sloppyjerky November 22, 2009

Jerkoff

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

by me March 12, 2003

jerkoff juice

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

by eslampiece December 20, 2006

circle of jerks

A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.

When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks

by dixiehts13 November 24, 2010

Haji Jerkey

Pieces, remnants, blood, organs, or hunks of flesh remaining from dead insurgents/terrorists in Iraq or Afghanistan. Used avidly to describe dead muj in SVBIED attacks.

The suicide blew himself up into haji jerkey as our convoy padded.

Kill Count - 1 (HIMSELF)

Have fun in Hell, asshole.

by Squirell July 3, 2005

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

phantom jerker

One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.

Credit to Ashley

"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."

by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010