You

Someone so dumb they looked up you in the urban dictionary.

You: I'm so dumb ill look up you in the urban dictionary because I've got nothing better to do

by Sa3salam May 16, 2023

You will always be famous

a phrase people use typically on the internet in reference to something they love

so essentially it means “You will always be loved”

Person A: did you hear that TV show is ending?

Person B: WHAT?? NOOO! TV show you will always be famous

by nadastic February 26, 2024

Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.

Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 20, 2020

selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014

YOU

A person who is very good-looking and definitely not a failure and definitely a great friend : D

Hey YOU! Yes you, I'm talking about you : D

by me want a hamster : D April 13, 2022

april fools got you

stupid ass video from 2019 made in fucking windows movie maker that gets popular every April 1st

april fools got you lol, april fools pranked,

by stamplerels April 3, 2021

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018