Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.

I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.

by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025

Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

Shit Rack

When your billiards opponent racks the balls loosely, so that when you go to break the balls, they don’t scatter very well.

“That fucker shit just shit racked me!”

by imthegerm July 28, 2025

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.

He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.

by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

shit foot

When someone has "stepped in it" and instead of cleaning up their mess, they double down - leaving themself a shit foot

I called him out on the lie and he just wouldn't admit it so now he's a shit foot.

by daringrod August 1, 2025