wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.

"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."

by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 15, 2020

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 30, 2022

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater December 01, 2019

Kiss your snake

Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them

Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024