After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
by Goon master January 16, 2025

by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019
