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Shit the bed

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
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shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
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Shit talking

Me
by Xquzio January 11, 2023
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Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025
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Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael
by 2koldd November 12, 2020
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Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket
by Goon master January 16, 2025
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Shit head

Having shit on your head because a animal or human shitted on your head
You look like a shit head james

Ikr my dog just shitted on me
Oh cool
by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019
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