Grab Ass Day

April 13th every year.

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020

Couples kiss day

It’s when a boy or a girl kisses their boyfriend or their girlfriend

Hey is couples kiss day let’s kiss

by Random 05028 May 21, 2019

Day Gene

an action of day dreaming/pondering during class and not paying attention
day genening (present tense)

Bob was scolded by the teacher as he was caught day genening

by boomer ^_^ October 19, 2020

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

National DL Day

March 14th

to recognize the gay men who are downlow and not ready to come out yet , even tho some may give off the gay vibe , they try to keep a “ straight “ narrative.

“ Hey! It’s national DL day ! “

by gaywire March 13, 2022