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somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*
by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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cheerio my deario

mehitabel the cats catchhphrase
period
a weird one but
i admire her spirit boss
"but wotthehell archy
wot
thehell
its cheerio my deario
that pulls a lady through
-mehitabel"
by archy the cockroach November 13, 2021
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MY GOOPY

When you refer to you cum you can use the word goopy
Yah I put MY GOOPY in her
by Jlopez September 29, 2019
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My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.
I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.
by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020
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Say it to my face :)

Wow honey you said you didn’t like me behind my back good for you! 🥳 🏅
by Your dick stank1234 April 6, 2020
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