Courtesy Dick

When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.

BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.

by snail_trail May 12, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Dick

Jake Fischer

Wow Jake Fisher is a real dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018

dick-nipple

when someone gets a growth or a cyst on the end of their penis...

Boy one: Yo dude hows that dick-nipple

Boy two: yo that dick-nipple has gotten worse...

by yeaaa merrrrr February 10, 2017

Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017