A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
Get the Your fathermug. by 👌👌👌🍆 November 5, 2018
Get the Your mommug. 
"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the Not on your lifemug. by Walks232 July 24, 2019
Get the NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS daymug. by rat soup October 11, 2021
Get the your mommug. by Shaunthesheep1777 July 28, 2020
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