Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

Made the shit

Rosie made the shit = Good stay mad Norah

Rosie made the shit

by RosieMkNodie April 24, 2021

fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet

supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru

by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024

Oh shit

Famous last words.

David was working under his car and knocked his jack.

"Oh shit"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019