You’re ass ate it

When an object is Under your ass ,

Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?

Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it

Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it

by RamseyTheGreat November 15, 2019

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Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

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I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

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A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

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Ass Water

The sweat between your ass-cheek.

I collect my ass water.

(or)

Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’
Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(

by imabotx December 14, 2020

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On the line for that ass.

Originally coined by Joanlebaptiste of chaturbate fame as "Put that ass on that line". It was later modified by user _gustave to "On the line for that ass".

That girl just doesn't want to get with me. I'm on the line for that ass.

by On the line for that ass June 1, 2016

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