Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

Hot Shit

When an item in your possession may have legal ramifications if you are caught with it.

“Bro I got pack from overseas, but it’s Hot shit so don’t get caught with it.”

by Rinne6paths July 22, 2021

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

Fat shit

The word 'Fat Shit' is a word used when someone a describing someone else's morbid obesity

Fit person "Look at you! You big jiggle belly. You fat shit"
Obese thing "aw"

by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023

special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen

Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.

by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019