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Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
mugGet the Shit boymug.

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
by eter123 August 8, 2015
mugGet the shit dumpermug.

Mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit
by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022
mugGet the Mx5’s are shitmug.

the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023
mugGet the the shit has hit the fanmug.

sneaka shit

Having to drop duece inconspicuously while attending a crowded event or place
Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
by ET3 January 2, 2008
mugGet the sneaka shitmug.

Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)
Dude that journey was shit!
by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012
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