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I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
by Zizix123 February 4, 2025
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National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
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Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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