shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

Pink shit

Dumb blonde that has to pee a lot and hits on underage men

I was walking threw Walmart and saw a lot of pink shits running to the bathroom

by Boodiemaster500 November 12, 2021

Aint shit

Kenneth (aka okb) and his hoe twin jaylen

Okb n twin aint shit

by Bigdaddilele February 22, 2023

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

Shit

shit is a word for things like taking a poop or saying "aw shit" when you step on dog poop or cat poop

Bob: AW SHIT I STEPPED ON DOG SHIT
Rick: no worries we can clean up the shit on your shoes
Bob: Thanks

by gdcolo7 September 8, 2022

Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.

guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024