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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
mugGet the shit a dickmug.

shit ass bitch

someone who says "lets go play minecraft cocksuckler98 we should play minecraft lets go play minecraft lets go play hey come on lets go play minecraft"
shit ass bitch: lets play minecraft
cocksuckler98: haur haur haurhaur haur haur haurhaur haurhaur
by cocksuckler98 January 21, 2024
mugGet the shit ass bitchmug.

Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
mugGet the Bat Shit Crazymug.

Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.
Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit
by kekistani420 September 4, 2019
mugGet the Busy Shitmug.

Dutton that Shit

When one attempts to cowboy (i.e. bullrush) their way through a situation that is going to obviously end poorly.
That rancher trying to tame feral horses is gonna Dutton that Shit
by Dntbdum April 6, 2025
mugGet the Dutton that Shitmug.

I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
mugGet the I love to shit onmug.

Shit

by Jamesonboozit January 13, 2016
mugGet the Shitmug.

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