Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.

Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead

did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door

by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020

Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience

Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.

SHERYLL: she's a son of a sack of shit

by Loki5 July 8, 2024

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020