Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. School is hell except for that one class in 6th grade with the semi cool social study’s teacher that roasts the annoying fat ass that thinks moaning loudly in the middle of class is funny and doesn’t stop when people tell him to shut his god damn mouth for once. Then when you ask him if his mom loves him he ether starts crying or moans more. Back to the point school is for accidents.
Everybody ever: shut your god damn mouth Mrs Bitchatris I will need to find the r value of the line best fit of a graph that confusing enough to the kid who forgot some chromosomes in his moms asshole to start a school shooting.
Mrs Bitchatris: is that backtalk I hear?!
Mrs Bitchatris: is that backtalk I hear?!
by XXXFapMaster69 February 19, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. 
A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.
Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.
Wow, that's insane.
by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022
Get the Upper Township Middle Schoolmug. istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
by peepee222 July 5, 2023
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. by IDONTLIKEYALL November 11, 2021
Get the Spruce Mountain High Schoolmug.