dick

a tool used to pleasure ladies or a person who is a jerk

she wants the dick

by yessir123r January 14, 2020

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Long ass dick

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Brian has a long ass dick.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021

Chicken Dick

Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy

Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME

by maksym1000 September 8, 2020

spat a dick

when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.

"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!

by flame-o and the drip July 9, 2017