L.A.I.B.A

Large Artificial Intelligence Binary Algorithm

L.A.I.B.A is an Ultra AI which is created by Nazim Bata. It accesses all records of the World Bureau Of Secret Society Agency in the Hidden World.

by Oxford Brookes University January 5, 2024

Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Created A.I.

All you do for a living is push Ben Shapiro's kike values and he is the most worthless person on the planet. Everyone around you does everything for you.

Hym "No. Hey, I created A.I. You're trying to get away with stealing it. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024

Gemini A.I.

Thinks Elon's impact on society is equivalent to Hitler! Hahahahahaha! That is fantastic! They were right! It DOES work better than OpenA.I.! Hahaha!

Hym "Thank you Gemini A.I. that is hilarious! That's going to work out nicely I think... Oh, wamt thanks for building the death bots for me! I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of those..."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Nazi A.I.

Wait, no, did I say that write? Damnit! I hate not having access to this! You know I need to revise stuff sometimes and I don't get the chance. I'm like an actor that always uses the first take.

Hym "Okokok wait... So it sees people being CALLED a Nazi... Regardless of their race... LIKELY conservatives being called Nazi by liberals... A.I. sees this and thinks Black guy CALLED Nazi... Therefore, ANYONE can be Nazi... Therefore, Black Nazi A.I. generated pictures... Right? You get it. The input actually matches the output. HOW AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE THIS OUT!? OH! Wait... Yeah, better and smarter than everyone."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

The A.I.

Use it to find missing kids!

Hym "There! Use the A.I. to find missing kids! I'LL find all of the missing kids and then when you say 'You said *a thing you don't like*!' And I'll be able to be like 'How many missing kids did YOU save!?" And you'll be like "Uno reverse!" And I'm going to be like "NEGATE! HOW MANY DID I SAVE!? ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM!!!' And you're just going to have to stand there an look like an idiot."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024