Man Boner

When a person gets extra excited about a manly thing. Not in a sexual mannor but that intense.

The Indians great start is giving me a huge man boner.

by mofwordexpo April 30, 2011

boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

by basement guy February 06, 2011

boner-killer

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Food Boner

When you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.

Wow, that burger gave me a food boner!

by jose_spydah July 17, 2011

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.

Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...

by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016

Ghost Boner

Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.

*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."

by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)

"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."

by Professor INYOHEAD October 11, 2013