Yankee Tit wank

Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.

I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.

by Gazira March 22, 2010

Prussian Power Wank

A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure

Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank

by Prussian Power Wank May 26, 2015

Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.

Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"

by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016

bag o' wank

something that is completely rubbish or a waste of time or both

when describing something thatis a wast of time
"that film was a bag o' wank"

"school is a bag o' wank"
sometimes o' is pronounced of

by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008

steamy wank

The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes

You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1

by Lostmevirginitybeforemedad November 17, 2013

wanking his dog

when a boys fucking about and not doing what he supposed to

that fucking tosser was supposed to clean my shoes but instead he was away wanking his dog

by mattygers May 4, 2009

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004