United Australia Party
A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.
United Australia Party by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
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