Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 07, 2019

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by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 07, 2023

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Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017

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sang moon day

Usually a term used to describe the best day ever;
The term is usually used in professional golf tournaments

When a players posts an unbelievable round leading to a victory.
The term originated at the 2015 Barclays in Plainfield, New Jersey

Jordan Speith was having himself a sang moon day when he won the U.S Open.

by Sang moon day August 31, 2015

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