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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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horsin around

the name of a movement one makes when penetrated from an upright kneeling over/squatted over position with a horse dildo.
homie-broski: did you see what that femboy from hooters posted on onlyfans?

uninformed fool: no what happened?

homie-broski: dude hoped on a bad dragon Vector® and straight up horsin around…
by titsu-matsumoto January 30, 2025
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Crowd around the pillar

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.
by Golden V February 9, 2025
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Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.
I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot
by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025
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All-arounder

The act of a man taking an upper and a downer at the same time, then receiving a reach around from anyone.
Man, after a night at the club, I had the best all-arounder!
by KohnnyJoxsville February 17, 2025
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Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.
MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.
by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025
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Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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