Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.

Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.

by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025

Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.

“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”

by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

Shoe On Head

Something a random old man on the internet named fl0m does for attention and to scam people out of their hard earned money.

Hey did you watch fl0m's stream last night, he did the whole Shoe On Head trick and 30 people gave 5 Gifted Subs.

by YoungManWillakers February 4, 2025

shoe

n. something you wear on your foot

I've got a great shoe!

by letsgong February 11, 2025

Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Shoe Tossing

Shoes hanging on power lines often symbolize gang territory, marking claimed turf or warning outsiders. This urban signal can indicate drug activity, memorials for fallen members, or territorial dominance.

Jake: Man, look at those shoes on the power lines. You know what that means, right? Thats a Shoe Tossing

Ryan: Yeah… gang territory. We shouldn’t be hanging around here too long.

by G money otr March 5, 2025