spicy jesus

when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing

Michael got a spicy jesus again after using the boo to steal Kevin's last few coins

by 1zaheer1 April 19, 2018

jesus harambe

its hrambe in jesus form

HOLY JESUS HARAMBE

by HARAMBE_IS_ALIVE September 18, 2016

Pan Jesus

Pan Jesus also know as Beebo aka "Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco" the savior of the Pansexuals .

I went to P!aTD concert and saw Pan Jesus

by Pussisucc April 23, 2019

Jesus Was A Satanist

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

Uno Jesus

Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.

Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!

by Get reversed innit August 19, 2022