sausage mcjockey

gay scotsman

look at that kilt wearing sausage mcjockey

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009

sausage inflator

Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.

By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.

by Zargon4 March 19, 2010

Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 6, 2025

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

Sausage Sauce

(1) Sperm The (Sausage) Being Your Dick

An Sauce Being Your (Semen)
(2) Ketchup And Mustard Mix Together

She's not a fan of catch up but she will let me pull down my zipper and take this sausage sauce

by EmJayee December 24, 2019

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

sausage special

Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare

Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.

by westonfish July 3, 2019