Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."
Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."
Guy: "What would that do?"
Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."
Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."
Guy: "What would that do?"
Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."
Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
by Nontendo May 14, 2019
Get the Ernest's Law mug.Ellen: Yo you still have a crush on max?
Danny: Don't want to say.
Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.
Danny: Don't want to say.
Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.
by KeithWong June 24, 2013
Get the Ellen's Law mug.The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
by Beejaydee November 27, 2017
Get the Law of Beej mug.A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Get the Miley's Law mug.A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
by steffescope March 5, 2012
Get the Eagan's Law mug.* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
by Dubiks November 30, 2018
Get the unjust law mug.The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.
by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018
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