Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

tarping

When one sets up a tarp in the middle of wooded property that belongs to a random individual.

"Grab the booze man, we're going tarping in the woods behind old man johnson's farm."

by Michael Zadorian July 14, 2007

talking smack

An arrestable offence in Espanola, NM; one is said to be talking smack when using Mexican expletives in reference to the small-mindedness, arrogance and stupidity of police officers. Punishable by death in some South American and Middle Eastern countries, it is only enforced in the USA in Espanola, NM and Bumfukk, GA.

"Hey ma, come pick me up, this "coolon" (spelling?) is harrasing me". This is an example of talking smack on the phone while an officer of the law is staring you down.

by Office Barbrady September 11, 2006

taking hot

When a male or female prostitute negotiate a sex act by offering not to use protection. A male John will climax inside of the prostitute for a higher premium. Example " I will take your hot for fifty or put on a jimmy for thirty."

I met a hot chick at the bar and took her home. I said I would use a condom, she was so drunk she just kept "taking hot" without a clue

by Titilus Maximus February 9, 2015

Taking Back Sunday

a band that has 2 kick ass cd's "tell all your friends" and "where you want to be" and one cd that sucks ass "louder now" and they got so over ratted over the last like couple months

i used to like Taking Back Sunday until "louder now" came out and they got a music video on mtv and then everyone liked them

by khdsucbjkgb August 3, 2006

Takin my talents to southbeach

To bail out of a deal, obligation, or family.

Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.

I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.

by cleveland_fans_99 November 14, 2011

taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

by Nutshell September 1, 2015