Spermaphobe

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up

Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk

by stwingey January 8, 2024

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Sperm Berber

When you are get a blowjob from a women and you thrust your dick down her throat, till she almost pukes and cum

Jake was getting head from Sara until he jammed his dick down her throat and came and called her a sperm Berber as he puked

by Daddy yess 69 December 2, 2023

Sperm Genocide

When you cum anywhere that is not deep inside a pussy

I am going to commit sperm genocide all over her slut face

by chorizogordo March 11, 2024