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Smash and dash

I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray
by Bennyboi0026 December 19, 2023
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Smash

To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.
School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"

*principal pulls down his pants... *
by DBE_Orngy April 20, 2023
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smash pics

photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc

or

Sex photos
Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."

or

Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."
by MacWomack December 11, 2023
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Smügle Smashing

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.
During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.
by Anal salad May 8, 2019
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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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Hash smash

The excess water from Making hash turned into a beverage
We made hash last night want some hash smash.
by JakeP420 September 21, 2019
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smash the rat

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke
by snortex November 25, 2017
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