by fist pumping god January 21, 2010
Get the mississippi potato slappermug. Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
Get the Stationary bike potatomug. The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.
by zinna rose January 30, 2012
Get the mash potato mouthmug. When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.
It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.
by Lphaas April 1, 2013
Get the Louisiana Potato Chipmug. potato twerk girl is someone who is introverted, eats pizza and stares at their ceiling.She doesnt give a damn if you are the prince of a city, interrupt her sleep you get stabbed with crayons. When you finally get to know her, she can be annoying but meh. There is no one like her. She is famous af in the online world but girl i need those messy hair selfies. She hates people, except desperate dingo aka her ghost sister. Now that pretty much sums up potato twerk girl. Dont steal her she is mine. Bisth if u reading this you are annoying.
by Desperate dingo July 3, 2021
Get the potato twerk girlmug. When two siblings from Maine take turns packing each others asses with potato’s by making potato guns and lubing the potato’s and Firing then up eachothers asses
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
Get the Maine potato packersmug. When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.
A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...
by Shamoo McDuffie August 19, 2010
Get the Potato-Sack Madnessmug.